After midnight in my timezone, so here goes. We've had two lovely serious fics, and now here I am to liven the joint up. My contribution to
12daysofxfiles is a series of macros in the Texts from Last Night genre. If you haven't encountered these before, they are a collision of screencaps from your preferred source text and words from the
Texts from Last Night website, which documents the bizarre, inebriated, sex-soaked texting lives of Young People Today. (There are a lot of these on Tumblr: the most commonly updated XF one is
Texts from the X-Files; mine, which has been on hiatus for a bit, is
Texts from the Basement.)
These are Mulder and Scully-centric, but other characters pop up too. Can you name the episode for each screencap? If so, I will make you a custom macro from your favorite screencap!

…And this one was so good, I had to make variations upon it:
I will, eventually, be posting these to Tumblr; hopefully this will inspire me to make more. It is a fun genre to work in...
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I assume it's okay to comment with more of them. Here's a favorite:
"He's going to dominate me whether he wants to or not." I love that.
Also:
An eternal truth, that.
Sometimes shit gets a little too real:
I'll be back with more tomorrow. My tomorrow. Your today.
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That should be better.
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I am not getting my comments, LJ
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"High hopes for your dick" --- says so much about our Scully, does it not?
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Hmm, I'll take a shot at naming the episodes. *cracks knuckles*
1)FTF
2) Three of a kind
3) Ghost in the machine
4)731
5)Terma
6)Red Museum
7)The Jersey Devil
8)Talitha cumi
9)Home
10)Deadalive
11)Three Words
12)Existence
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